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Sunday, November 28, 2010
Heavy Metal & The Fall of the Soviet Union: "They were ready to meet their deaths."
Posted by pok at 5:42 PMOnce upon a time, there was a bear. This great big bear would drink lots of vodka, wear wife-beaters, and work in the widget factories. This bear was the Soviet Union. It was the greatest hypocrisy of the 20th Century. And that's why Heavy Metal smashed the bear, because it sucked.
Much has been written about the fall of the Soviet Union. Why did it fall? When exactly? Was it the fall of the Berlin Wall, when the communist bloc broke off, or when Gorbachev officially resigned?
Yo, the answer is obvious. After conducting some research, the date is clear. The Soviet Union officially ended on September 28, 1991. This was the greatest day in Russian history. This was the "Monsters of Rock" concert.
Five bands met at Tushino Airfield outside Moscow on that date to do two things:
1) to rock the freggin' socks off some vodka swillin' freedom lovers,
and
2) to take down the Soviet Union with the force of their epic-ness.
The bands that played were (from opening to closing): Pantera, E.S.T. (Russian band), The Black Crowes, Metallica, and AC/DC. It is believed that this was one of the biggest rock shows of all time -- with about 1.6 million people in attendance.
As myth has it, Gorbachev gave this as one of his final orders before abdicating the premiership. Of course Gorbachev was a huge metal fan. He was a badass dude, who was known to wear KISS makeup to cover the funky skin discoloration on his big ol' noggin'.
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Gorbachev c. 1987 |
One month later at Tushino Airfield outside of Moscow, the five aforementioned bands joined forces in solidarity to oppose any lingering communist sentiment. This was the final battle, which put Russia finally into the freedom category. As you may know, Russia has slipped backwards towards its old habits in recent years, particularly since KGB hardliner Putin took control. We should call for another Monsters of Rock at Tushino. While freedom may not be free, it certainly is metal.
Labels: 1991, ac/dc, acdc, august coup, bear, berlin wall, eastern bloc, gorbachev, metallica, monsters of rock, moscow, pantera, russia, soviet union, the black crowes, tushino airfield, vodka, yeltsin